> >>>>1 cup of water
> >>>>1 tsp baking soda
> >>>>1 cup of sugar
> >>>>1 tsp salt
> >>>>1 cup of brown sugar
> >>>>4 large eggs
> >>>>1 cup nuts
> >>>>2 cups of dried fruit
> >>>>1 bottle José Cuervo Tequila
> >>>>
> >>>>Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
> >>>>again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
> >>drink.
> >>>>
> >>>>Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
> >>bowl.
> >>>>
> >>>>Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make
> >>>>sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
> >>>>
> >>>>Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
> >>>>chuck
> >>in
> >>>>the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off the floor..
> >>>>
> >>>>Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
> >>pry
> >>>>it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
> >>>>tonsisticity
> >>>>Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
> >>the
> >>>>José Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
> >>>>table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
> >>>>Greash
> >>>>the oven.
> >>>>
> >>>>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
> >>>>beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
> >>the
> >>>>Cose Juervo and make sure to put the! stove in the dishwasher.
> >>>>
> >>>>Cherry Mistmas!!!
> >>>>
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